Sunday, October 29, 2006

Sense and Sensitivity...

Sounds good, doesn’t it?? Sense and Sensitivity... An alliteration (one of my fave figures of speech) and at a safe distance from downright plagiarism… (for everyone who knows what I’m talking about.. and for those who don’t, welcome to the club!! I don’t know myself!!)

but I fooled you! This post isn’t about sense or sensitivity... (Snicker Snicker) :)

Still want to continue reading?? Fair enough!! I believe in second chances too... :)

This post is actually about Nothing… you think there can’t be a post on Nothing? Well I’m going to prove you wrong!!

Notice how I’m keeping the tone of this passage (man RC is getting to me!) strictly interactive?? In spite of the fact that there haven’t been any comments on the past two posts?? Now what does that tell you?? I’ll tell you what that tells you…

  1. I am slow
  2. I am dumb
  3. I never learn
  4. I’m going to continue blabbering

Any complaints? Disagreements?? Of course not! How can there be when nobody is reading this at all? Which brings us to a very interesting question… why am I writing this then?? I’ll tell you… I’m writing because I have nothing better to do… and when I’ve nothing better to do (which is most of the time) I write!! Notice how I’ve managed to be jobless myself and waste your time too!! Man I’m brilliant! Scratch the previous conclusions!!
Now... How much of your time did I ruin?

1-2 mins – you’re good at RC

2-5 mins – you’re not good at RC

5-7 mins – hang on… do you even care about these estimates!! Because I’m kidding and these are fake!!

Any guesses why I’m so foolish?? Yeah you got it! (I know you didn’t, but I can’t say ‘you dunce, why the *&^% can’t you get it?’ right?) So…. I took Steve Jobs too seriously when he said ‘Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish’ which reminds me, that I’m hungry!!

So I’ll stop here! Yes, finally!! So I’ve managed to talk about nothing!! *applause* :)

As always, I love it when I don’t make sense!! :)

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

love ya pink,miss ya loads

Ulalume said...

Love ya more, Dido... Miss ya more too..

Raoul said...

Sense and Senstivity dont go together, rare it is to find both exisitng in harmony in one individual. this post shud be used as a case study, abt the ramblings of an idle mind at peace,,trying to analyse itself while attempting to make others also understnad it. anyways, i can go on n on abt the post, coz since its a post abt nothing, the comments shud also be abt nothing. said tat, i find ur expressive skills very impressive. how you have managed to convert a maze of unrelated n slightly obscure thoughts in one post, i wud never know. also the blatant way of making fun of oneself is an ability unrecognised in the mires of modern literature. blah blah blah...i hope u got wat i meant to say..

Ulalume said...

Yes i did Raoul.. thanks for the stuff you said.. i knew you'd appreciate self depreciating humour, not everyone does... ;) you've set off a debate here, though, about the sense and sensitivity thing.. and you bet i'm going to pursue it, asap!! :)

Anonymous said...

hi mumum.. wel..i kno that this post is not on nothin..i got ur state of mind wen u were writin this... its ok mumum.. n i feel , since u write so wel..this is best way to calm urself, by writin on nothin..u'll enjoy also n u'll say a lot to the ppl who kno u..keep writin mumum..take care..luv u.

Ulalume said...

Hey Tanu... I just wrote impulsively..(as always) there’s nothing more to it babu.. :) for once, I’ve nothing to say... except balderdash!! :) Love you too... *hug*

Anonymous said...

love u deedo

Ulalume said...

abe udit meri nakal maar raha hai!!! tujhe to main dekh loongi!!

Anonymous said...

This particular blog is very typically Aditi......If u know her well, u d sense the irony interspersed within this humerous prose....and its the irony which is funnier than the real thing......Me, as an individual, has a problem with people desperate to prove a point and sometimes to simply make it....So ysee if i come across something that attempts at doing neither, it s actually 'darned' refreshing.....Ergo, Loved wat she wrote.....Love her!!!!!
Sushmit

Anonymous said...

yea ur rite... u don't make sense... or sensitivity for that matter... see i can blabber too... hehehe...

Ulalume said...

@ Ro
thanks for the assessment Lo!! and yup you can blabber.. it's in the blood!!

Ulalume said...

@ Sushmit...
Thanks.. for the comment, and for everything else.. :)