Sounds good, doesn’t it?? Sense and Sensitivity... An alliteration (one of my fave figures of speech) and at a safe distance from downright plagiarism… (for everyone who knows what I’m talking about.. and for those who don’t, welcome to the club!! I don’t know myself!!)
but I fooled you! This post isn’t about sense or sensitivity... (Snicker Snicker) :)
Still want to continue reading?? Fair enough!! I believe in second chances too... :)
Notice how I’m keeping the tone of this passage (man RC is getting to me!) strictly interactive?? In spite of the fact that there haven’t been any comments on the past two posts?? Now what does that tell you?? I’ll tell you what that tells you…
- I am slow
- I am dumb
- I never learn
- I’m going to continue blabbering
Any complaints? Disagreements?? Of course not! How can there be when nobody is reading this at all? Which brings us to a very interesting question… why am I writing this then?? I’ll tell you… I’m writing because I have nothing better to do… and when I’ve nothing better to do (which is most of the time) I write!! Notice how I’ve managed to be jobless myself and waste your time too!! Man I’m brilliant! Scratch the previous conclusions!!
Now... How much of your time did I ruin?
1-2 mins – you’re good at RC
2-5 mins – you’re not good at RC
5-7 mins – hang on… do you even care about these estimates!! Because I’m kidding and these are fake!!
Any guesses why I’m so foolish?? Yeah you got it! (I know you didn’t, but I can’t say ‘you dunce, why the *&^% can’t you get it?’ right?) So…. I took Steve Jobs too seriously when he said ‘Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish’ which reminds me, that I’m hungry!!
So I’ll stop here! Yes, finally!! So I’ve managed to talk about nothing!! *applause* :)
As always, I love it when I don’t make sense!! :)